I'VE GOT A BLOG

I’ve got a blog that no-one reads

I’ve got a dog that no-one leads

I’ve got advice that no-one heeds

I’ve got headlice that no-one needs

I’ve got a garden no-one weeds

I’ve got a pardon no-one pleads

I’ve got a lawn that no-one seeds

I’ve got some porn that no-one breeds
I’ve got a tart that no-one greeds

I’ve got a heart that no-one bleeds

I’ve got a frog that no-one feeds

I’ve got a blog that no-one reads